Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Adventures of Carrotzilla and Timmy, part two
"Don't move! Stay calm!" yelped Carrotzilla as he desperately tried to think of a way to escape.
But the giant birds could smell the fear in the air, and it was too late. They moved in closer, and closer.
"AAAAAAhhhhh my eye! My arm!" shrieked Timmy.
The red bird had made her move. Pleased with her predation of Timmy's right eyeball, and she sauntered off into the grass to consume it in private.
As Carrotzilla saw Timmy's disfigured face and severed arm, he gave up all hope for survival. "I'M DOOOOMED!" he bellowed.
One of the black and white birds moved in for the kill. Once she was done brutally dismembering Timmy, she moved on to Carrotzilla.
In a few brief seconds of brutal pecking and clucking, Carrotzilla was reduced to an eyeless, legless wreck.
As the orange juices seeped out of his nearly lifeless body, he regretted letting Timmy convince him that walking in the garden would be a fun and safe pasttime.
-- THE END --